A few years back I bought a case of Manchurian Noodles, you know they are like Cup O' Noodles type of instant noodle soup thing. I brought it to work and had it for lunch when there wasn't anything else to eat and I was too broke/lazy/fat to go out for fast food. So I would decline to my coworkers & say, "No, thanks. I'm going to have my instant Manchurian Noodles for lunch today." This went on for about a year or so until one day while I was eating my noodles I looked at the packaging and to my horror, it wasn't Manchurian Noodles at all. I was like, "Oh shit!! They're called Maruchan Noodles!!" My world was shattered. All this time I thought I was being cool and ethnic for eating Manchurian Noodles.
*sigh* Ignorance is bliss. I enjoyed it more when I thought they were Manchurian Noodles. My friends, family, co-workers, strangers still mock me for this one. They still ask me if I'm having Manchurian Noodles for lunch/breakfast/dinner/supper/snack.
Thanks a lot Jackholes!!~ I know you guys will never let me live this one down will you?! ![]()























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